Boy Multiplication

If I wanted to do something, I might do it myself.  If I needed help, or better ideas, I would ask someone to work with me.  This is how it usually works with adults,or even teen girls, or even hamsters.  With teenage boys, a special phenomena occurs.  The more teenage boys in a group, the stupider they become.  This can be expressed in the formula:

gIQ = lbIQ x -N

gIQ is group IQ
lbIQ is the IQ of the lowest IQ of any of the boys in the group
N is the number of boys in the group

Thus one boy with an IQ of 90 has a gIQ = 90
Three boys with IQ's of 90, 85, and 75 have a gIQ = -225


I have observed this with our own boy, who alone manages to smoke and be lazy - in a group they smoke, be lazy, drink, break furniture, throw up and attempt to hide the evidence in plain sight - when caught they say "What?"

Point proven